George W. Bush

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision--if the job description were, what do you do-it's decision maker."

"There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.'"

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"I'm the master of low expectations."

"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who's spending time investigating it."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many 0B/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe--I believe what I believe is right."

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.""I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But

"And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail."

"I would have to ask the questioner.

"I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning.

"It's negative to think about blowing each other up. That's not a positive thought. That's a Cold War thought. That's a thought when people were enemies with each other."

"The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them."

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

"Our nation must come together to unite."

"Home is important. It's important to have a home."

"The way I like to put it is this. There's no bigger issue for the president to remind the moms and dads of America, if you happen to have a child, be fortunate to have a child."

"I've coined new words, like, 'misunderstanding' and 'Hispanically:"

"The thing that's important for me is to remember what's the most important thing."